So as a few of you know, I’ve a plastic halloween pumpkin jack o lantern thingy. What you don’t know is how often I ask my friends, “what would the pumpkin do?” the reasoning behind this probably exist, though I’m much too lazy to determine it. In fact many of my friends only find out about the pumpkin because of this, I don’t even ask it to get people to act more morally (whatever that means) or spooky or anything in particular. A few times we weren’t even taking when I suddenly made this statement. Needles to say, I subject my friends to many an oddity.
From my science experiments to my social testing, and my personal favourite, rotating out synonyms. Apparently my friends preferred evidently, how unfortunate for them. What I’m saying is, I’m not a good person. I’m an anti social maniac with delusions of grandeur, but I do make sure to help. I like to think my madness reviews into the collective subconscious and causes me to gain certain insights. In layman’s terms, my insanity yields wisdom which I use to advise my friends and family. My advice is probably far from the best but it seems to work, not because I know what I’m doing but because most people secretly know what they want to do, and only need someone else to confirm with something vague like, What would the pumpkin do?
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